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main.cpp

main.cpp

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1/*
2* Firmware: consciousness_v1.8.3
3* Target: Human/ESP32 hybrid system
4* Compiler: Life experience + 3AM decisions
5* Last stable build: Unknown
6*/
7
8#include <ESP32.h>
9#include <WiFi.h>
10#include <Wire.h>
11#include <Curiosity.h> // Abstract dependency
12#include <Obsession.h> // Warning: causes infinite loops
13
14// Pin assignments
15#define SENSOR_INPUT 34 // ADC1_CH6 - observing reality
16#define DEBUG_LED 2 // Built-in LED - sanity indicator
17#define INTERRUPT_PIN 15 // Random ideas at 2AM
18#define BURNOUT_THRESHOLD 85 // Celsius
19
20// System config
21const char* IDENTITY = "Shantanu Maratha";
22const char* ARCHITECTURE = "IoT/Embedded";
23volatile bool STABLE_STATE = false;
24float MOTIVATION_VOLTAGE = 3.3; // Fluctuates
25int RETRY_LIMIT = -1; // Infinite
26
27// Hardware state
28struct SystemState {
29 float signal_noise;
30 bool wifi_connected;
31 int failed_attempts;
32 bool docs_open;
33 uint32_t uptime_hours;
34} state;
35
36void setup() {
37 Serial.begin(115200);
38 delay(100);
39
40 // Pin initialization
41 pinMode(DEBUG_LED, OUTPUT);
42 pinMode(SENSOR_INPUT, INPUT);
43 pinMode(INTERRUPT_PIN, INPUT_PULLUP);
44
45 Serial.println("\n[BOOT] Initializing system...");
46
47 // Check power supply
48 float vcc = analogRead(SENSOR_INPUT) * (3.3 / 4095.0);
49 if (vcc < 2.8) {
50 Serial.println("[WARN] Low voltage detected");
51 Serial.println("[WARN] Caffeine circuit unstable");
52 // Continue anyway
53 }
54
55 // Attempt WiFi connection to reality
56 Serial.print("[NET] Connecting to real world");
57 int attempts = 0;
58 while (!WiFi.isConnected() && attempts < 20) {
59 Serial.print(".");
60 delay(300);
61 attempts++;
62 // Simulate connection instability
63 if (random(0, 10) > 7) break;
64 }
65
66 if (attempts >= 20) {
67 Serial.println(" [TIMEOUT]");
68 Serial.println("[INFO] Operating in offline mode");
69 } else {
70 Serial.println(" [CONNECTED]");
71 }
72
73 // Load previous state from EEPROM (memory)
74 Serial.println("[MEM] Loading experience from flash...");
75 state.failed_attempts = 847; // Accumulated failures
76 state.uptime_hours = 0;
77 state.signal_noise = 0.3;
78
79 // Dependency check
80 if (!checkDependency("Patience")) {
81 Serial.println("[ERROR] Missing critical library");
82 Serial.println("[WARN] Proceeding with bruteforce mode");
83 }
84
85 // Interrupt handler for random ideas
86 attachInterrupt(digitalPinToInterrupt(INTERRUPT_PIN),
87 handleRandomIdea, FALLING);
88
89 Serial.println("[READY] System operational\n");
90 digitalWrite(DEBUG_LED, HIGH);
91}
92
93void loop() {
94 state.uptime_hours++;
95
96 // INPUT: Read sensors (reality signals)
97 float raw_signal = analogRead(SENSOR_INPUT);
98 float filtered = raw_signal + (random(-50, 50) * state.signal_noise);
99
100 // Check for undefined behavior
101 if (isnan(filtered) || filtered < 0) {
102 Serial.println("[FAULT] Signal corruption detected");
103 rewireEverythingAgain();
104 return;
105 }
106
107 // PROCESS: Main logic
108 if (filtered > 2048) { // Threshold crossed
109 Serial.println("[EVENT] New problem detected");
110
111 // Debug loop - keep trying until it works
112 bool solved = false;
113 int iterations = 0;
114
115 while (!solved && iterations < RETRY_LIMIT) {
116 solved = attemptSolution();
117
118 if (!solved) {
119 Serial.print("[DEBUG] Attempt ");
120 Serial.print(iterations);
121 Serial.println(" failed");
122
123 // Escalating debug strategy
124 if (iterations < 5) {
125 checkWiring();
126 } else if (iterations < 15) {
127 readDocsAt2AM();
128 } else if (iterations < 30) {
129 rewriteFromScratch();
130 } else {
131 // Desperation mode
132 applyRandomFix();
133 }
134
135 iterations++;
136 delay(random(100, 500));
137 }
138 }
139
140 if (solved) {
141 Serial.println("[SUCCESS] Something works now");
142 digitalWrite(DEBUG_LED, HIGH);
143 } else {
144 Serial.println("[ACCEPT] Shipping with known issues");
145 // Ship it anyway
146 }
147 }
148
149 // OUTPUT: Build and deploy
150 if (state.uptime_hours % 24 == 0) {
151 Serial.println("[BUILD] Compiling project...");
152
153 bool compiled = (random(0, 10) > 3);
154 if (compiled) {
155 deployToHardware();
156 } else {
157 Serial.println("[ERROR] Undefined reference to 'motivation'");
158 Serial.println("[FIX] Adding delay(1000) and trying again");
159 }
160 }
161
162 // System health check
163 float temp = readInternalTemp();
164 if (temp > BURNOUT_THRESHOLD) {
165 Serial.println("[CRITICAL] Thermal shutdown imminent");
166 Serial.println("[ACTION] Forcing cooldown period");
167 touchGrass();
168 delay(3600000); // 1 hour
169 }
170
171 // Check for loose connections (mental state)
172 if (MOTIVATION_VOLTAGE < 2.5) {
173 Serial.println("[WARN] Unstable power rail");
174 Serial.println("[INFO] Checking breadboard connections");
175 MOTIVATION_VOLTAGE = 3.3; // Reset
176 }
177
178 // Watchdog behavior - prevent infinite hang
179 if (state.uptime_hours > 72) {
180 Serial.println("[WARN] Extended uptime detected");
181 Serial.println("[SUGGEST] Consider system reset (sleep)");
182 }
183
184 delay(100); // Yield to scheduler
185}

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